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SNOPES Can turkeys really drown themselves by staring up at the rain? Is Walt Disney really frozen on ice? Check out this site to get the inside scoop on all the urban legends jamming your in-box. L.I.S.A.: The Simpsons Archive Answers just about everything you needed to know about our favorite jaundiced skinned family. The official FAQ of the alt.tv.simpsons newsgroup. ADULT SWIM Some of the funniest shows on TV, animated or otherwise. My particular favorites right now are Aqua Teen Hunger Force and The Venture Brothers. THE FLAMING CARROT This superhero's thirst for justice is dwarfed only by his penchant for uncontrollable violence. Plus, how *does* he walk around with those scuba flippers??? DISTURBING AUCTIONS More proof that the Internet is a sign of the Apocalypse. Many "have-to-be-seen-to-be-believed" items that were up for auction on the Net at one time or another. Current favorite: Crusty Frog Sculpture! WEIRD NJ MAGAZINE New Jersey isn't just about landfills and HBO gangsters; it's also about killer sharks in freshwater creeks, Midgetville, and, of course, the Jersey Devil. MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 I'm still depressed that this show got canceled. Not for people with short attention spans or those who don't like robots. I can't believe how many bad movies I've seen because of this show. FIND-A-GRAVE Find out where your favorite celeb is pushing up the daisies without having to leave your own home! COMPUTER STUPIDITIES While some of these incidents are probably urban legends (mouse gets used as a foot pedal), many of them are too bizarre to be false. Anyone who's tried to act as computer support will easily relate.